i thought this was joey and jesse from full house for a second
(via piercelopez)
i’m pretty sure i’ve kissed more people this semester than i have my whole life
IM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THIS SEMESTER WOOOOOOOO
Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
(via nakednumbstupidstaying)
i hate when you tell someone youre sick and they ask why
like oh ya know just decided i want to feel like shit today nbd
And you will never know just how beautiful you are to me…
(Source: sweeran, via sidbest)
i have a date on saturday awww
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
(via obamavoncriss)
