i’m pretty sure i’ve kissed more people this semester than i have my whole life
a guy in my lecture said “is that our professor?” before our final.
IM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THIS SEMESTER WOOOOOOOO
i hate when you tell someone youre sick and they ask why
like oh ya know just decided i want to feel like shit today nbd
i have a date on saturday awww
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich