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i just read a post where a girl said she just doesn’t tip at all because its not her responsibility to make sure the servers get paid ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BITCH jasldkjf you go out, expect someone to give you a service, and do it WELL with a fucking smile on their face, and you leave NOTHING NOTHING you ungrateful little shit dont worry about the fact that i make less than 3...

Dec 31st

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omg that whole tipping pi on a 26 dollar bill you people are idiots thats not cool thats shitty ugh i hate people

Dec 31st

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so with my cute dress tomorrow im just wearing uggs because i really dont give a fuck classy i know

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i feel like i haven’t had a night where i just laid in bed with my headphones in blaring music and just sitting on my laptop for hours i missed it

Dec 31st

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I've never had a New Years kiss.

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Dec 30th

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so I’m just gonna guess my mom wasn’t too happy that when she came home at 230 in the morning that I was home with a boy Whoops

Dec 30th

themily: o lets see i had a “boyfriend” my junior year of high school for a week week later he asked if he could date a guy while dating me end of one and only relationship and i’ve only made out with one person who wasn’t him last august Um hi im not much better

Dec 30th

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one of my old friends is home from the army and he’s coming over like now and now I’m regretting inviting him over because he likes to creep ugh uh ohhh

Dec 30th

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so my cousin commented on one of my managers statuses about wanting to work at the bees and I was like “omg yeah come work with me itd be fun!” But really That’d be terrible

Dec 29th

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is it weird that I’m like deathly afraid of birds because I think they’re gonna attack me and peck my eyes out?

Dec 28th

So we have a skylight in our bathroom and there are birds like pecking at it and I am freaking out o fucking hate birds they scare me so bad

Dec 28th

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chelsea from teen mom has the best clothes omg i want them all

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its 1 am and i am so bored that i’m reading articles about the moms from teen mom 2

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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random story time so i was at a party last night and we were playing flip cup. well i was the last person to go so it was like all on me. and as i’m trying to quick chug my beer, i hear a girl from down the table go “GO STEPH GO GO APPLEBEES LETS GOO!” glad im representing applebee’s when i’m playing flip cup

Dec 28th

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my mom is facetiming with my uncle and shes being super loud because she’s never used it before and she’s like “OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD”

Dec 28th

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I think I’m buying my midwinter tickets this week which means holy shit I’m actually going and meeting the starkids in like a month omg omg omg omg

Dec 27th

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why does no one ever take my phone from me after ive had alcohol

Dec 27th

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My cats being all cuddly right now and I don’t wanna leave her or my bed but ugh I have to go to work noooo

Dec 26th

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So I’m stuck expoing tonight at work and Id much rather serve but they won’t let me and five bucks says the only reason they won’t is because they want me to be their little bitch and do all the fucking dishes when we get busy and ugh I’m so pissed off fuck this

Dec 26th

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